Obama! Care? - Oxymoron!

Let me get this straight.

Obama's health care plan will be written by a committee

whose Chairman says he doesn't understand it. 

It will be passed by a Congress which hasn't read it. 

It will be signed by a President who is ineligible because of his foreign citizenship by birth. 

It will be funded by a Treasury Chief

who did not pay his taxes.  

It will be overseen by a Surgeon General who is obese.

It will be financed by a country that is  broke..

My goodness!  What could possibly go  wrong?